Kaitlin, 19, Miami University
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
*stops mid lick* are you gonna adopt me or
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
Language Maps of the US.
Why wasn’t this the first one I saw!? This is so much more interesting!!
I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS WOW
And this is why the Pro English Act can’t happen
Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………